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W00t!! A Job Offer!!
To whom it may concern,

Let us inform you that MNS, Inc starts a new project in the USA and is looking for a reliable, well-motivated and well-executive person to take care of the project’s needs. The job requires a flexible schedule shift.

According to this fact we are offering you a position of the Executive Manager of MNS, Inc. If you are interested in starting business activity or searching a secure managing job, please response this message for more detailed description of the opportunity with your CV or Resume attached to the message.

Please forward all your questions and comments to info@ms-juice.com

With due respect,
Human resources department of MNS, Inc.


I am SO taking this unsolicited, arrived-in-email, poor grammar, unsigned job offer! I TOTALLY TRUST random unsolicited, unsigned emails that use poor grammar and send job offers to random people across cyberspace!

I HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED IN THE BUSINESS WORLD!!!!

Mood: amused amused

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inquisitivejade From: inquisitivejade Date: May 20th, 2006 03:07 am (UTC) (Link)
Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahha!!!!

That is too funny. I've never heard of that kind of spam before!
evanescenced From: evanescenced Date: May 20th, 2006 06:25 am (UTC) (Link)
Wait a minute... *gasp*

YOU'RE GONNA EMAIL THEM FIRST AND STEAL MY NEW JOB FROM ME!!!!

*scrambles to email them first*
From: (Anonymous) Date: May 24th, 2006 02:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
I received the same message also lol. I'm french.
evanescenced From: evanescenced Date: May 24th, 2006 11:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well just goes to show they're equal opportunity spammers! ;)
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