I happened upon your journal randomly searching and am very curious to see what is inside.... oh, and I read your list of what you need and that is such a coincidence, because that is my favorite gift to give...hmmmm although this whole poking thing sounds kinda nice too ;-)
Marshmallows take a lot out of a turtle, and he really shouldn't have been eating them in he bedroom. If the llama's ever find out you can just imagine the shell-kicking he'll get. It would also help if insane_tripper didn't have her bedroom so close to the kitchen and/or didn't leave Cheez Whiz lying around. That's just an accident waiting to happen.
Why... when I was a eye surgeon, we used to see Cheez Whiz accidents every day... for years! Up until they started putting the Surgeon General's warnings on the labels. Then the accidents cut right down, I tell you.
Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop yo I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance go rush to the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it you better gain weight You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it